Cast of Characters - Demetrio Chardonnay
If the city had an award for Least Effective Criminal, Demetrio Chardonnay might very well win it. He practically defines the term "petty thief." A hold-up man who specializes in liquor stores, Chardonnay is always caught shortly after he departs the scene of the crime.
Has Demetrio Chardonnay been reading The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Criminals? What's this Academy he talks about?
Who gets a cape when they graduate college?
And what exactly is going on at The Blue Plate Factory?