Saturday, November 12, 2011

Cast of Characters - Demetrio Chardonnay
If the city had an award for Least Effective Criminal, Demetrio Chardonnay might very well win it. He practically defines the term "petty thief."  A hold-up man who specializes in liquor stores, Chardonnay is always caught shortly after he departs the scene of the crime.
So you can imagine the surprise when Uncle Detective found out that Chardonnay was behind the heist of a shipment of very expensive wine and beer.  Our narrator trailed Chardonnay to the abandoned Blue Plate Factory where he saw some crates being loaded into a building everyone believes to be empty.
 Has Demetrio Chardonnay been reading The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Criminals?  What's this Academy he talks about?
Who gets a cape when they graduate college?
And what exactly is going on at The Blue Plate Factory?

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